So, you've probably never heard of it, but you should check out this awesome app called Hipstermatic. It's kind of underground right now but Hipstermatic allows you to reach your full hipster potential. Just shake the app, or click the hipster on the screen and watch him animate and say 150 of your favorite hipster lines.
Get yours today before he becomes a sellout.
(Much more satisfying than Hipstamatic or Instagram :D )