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Half Baked & Barely Kickin'

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Free
10+ downloads

About Half Baked & Barely Kickin'

Half Baked & Barely Kickin' is a text-based adventure game designed for any age. The game is laid out like a messaging app, and players read through the story as if in a group text. The decisions you make during gameplay will determine how you proceed. Try Half Baked & Barely Kickin' today!

Tired of run-of-the-mill freemium games? Want to play a decision-driven adventure game? Want to play something wacky? Got thirty minutes to burn? This interactive fiction mobile game will alleviate your boredom for at least thirty minutes as you try to make the correct series of choices to set you free. Your decisions determine the outcome!

SUMMARY

Your choices affect the outcome of the story.

Navigate the time loop you're stuck in to unlock crucial hidden paths.

Whether you play as the straightened arrow or the zany villain, you're bound to have a blast!

PLOT

You are an everyday peasant girl. Born and raised in a small village. Looking to take a time loop train going anywhere. Successfully completing this interactive story will ensure that you escape the cyclical adventure you've become ensnared in.

There are many ways you can die, but only one way to survive. Your mission, should you accept it, is to die in numerous unexpected and nonsensical ways in order to find your path to success.

Your character, affectionately referred to as "you", must complete the day without dying by selecting the correct options in this choice based game.

SOLVE A MYSTERY

This interactive story choice based game has you making decisions that will help solve a mystery. Why are you trapped in a time loop? Why is your village so dangerous? Who are these crazy monsters that keep pouncing on you? Find out by joining the text story in one of the most exhilarating interactive fiction story games around. Each choice you make will change the outcome.

MAKE YOUR CHOICE (LOTS OF THEM!)

During every scene of this interactive story, your character will make choices. You being the principal decision maker of this choice based game, you will navigate a series of texts, memes, and scenarios to understand what is going on in the wacky world you call home.

Remember: even the smallest of choices can lead to big consequences.

You've got to make it through the day alive.
What are the choices you will make?

GAMEPLAY FEATURES OF HALF BAKED & BARELY KICKIN'

- Features the most stunning graphics the Renaissance has to offer!
- Features a zany storyline that changes with your choices.
- Tons of quirky and nonsensical... nonsense!
- Many, many, MANY endings (read: deaths) based on the different choices you make.
- An interactive fiction text story featuring memes, expressions, options, and fun.
- Mind-based, decision making game that requires minimal focus.

This game is guaranteed to kill at least thirty minutes. Download Half Baked & Barely Kickin' today! For real. My mom says you've gotta do it! Gosh!

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