Welcome to ARCADE INGRATE, where you can play the dumbest arcade games Ingrate's crack team of elite comedy professionals could imagine! Presented for the first time in the medium of the future: Augmented Reality!
Please note that because Ingrate is deeply committed to publishing only the finest, most sophisticated, family-friendly app descriptions, we've had the following content edited to meet the highest standards of taste and decency!
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Download this app to play the following AR arcade games:
DONG
Match wits against the computer to make the [REDACTED] go back and forth! Try to last as long as you can! Work that paddle like a pro and pretty soon it [INNUENDO]! How long can you [OBVIOUS CUT]?
[UNFIT FOR CHILDREN]ROIDS
You've drifted into the [INAPPROPRIATE]! Blast that [LEWD] before it hits your ship! Watch out or you'll get [TOILET HUMOR]! They itch like the dickens! They burn like fire!
[QUESTIONABLE] HUNT
You've discovered a magical forest, full of cute, furry woodland creatures! Cutest of all is the [VULGAR]! Shoot as many as you can!
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Follow the prompts to place the game in the world around you! Each game comes in three convenient sizes! Choose from:
TABLETOP
Small but satisfying! Just right if you want to take it out and [DEFINITELY REMOVE] at your desk when you're supposed to be working!
PEDESTAL
Or maybe you'd prefer if it's big enough to [EGREGIOUS VIOLATION]? Try the pedestal version! You can [BORDERLINE AT BEST] on the floor in the comfort and privacy of your own home!
OUTDOOR
[SUGGESTIVE]! This choice is huge, which is perfect if you want to [MIGHT SOUND CRUDE] in a big open space - even in public!
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It's [IDIOTIC]! It's [SOPHOMORIC]! It's got more [ABSOLUTELY NOT] than a [DEROGATORY], even if they're nice and [INDECENT], except where prohibited by law! Download and play today!
Please note that because Ingrate is deeply committed to publishing only the finest, most sophisticated, family-friendly app descriptions, we've had the following content edited to meet the highest standards of taste and decency!
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Download this app to play the following AR arcade games:
DONG
Match wits against the computer to make the [REDACTED] go back and forth! Try to last as long as you can! Work that paddle like a pro and pretty soon it [INNUENDO]! How long can you [OBVIOUS CUT]?
[UNFIT FOR CHILDREN]ROIDS
You've drifted into the [INAPPROPRIATE]! Blast that [LEWD] before it hits your ship! Watch out or you'll get [TOILET HUMOR]! They itch like the dickens! They burn like fire!
[QUESTIONABLE] HUNT
You've discovered a magical forest, full of cute, furry woodland creatures! Cutest of all is the [VULGAR]! Shoot as many as you can!
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Follow the prompts to place the game in the world around you! Each game comes in three convenient sizes! Choose from:
TABLETOP
Small but satisfying! Just right if you want to take it out and [DEFINITELY REMOVE] at your desk when you're supposed to be working!
PEDESTAL
Or maybe you'd prefer if it's big enough to [EGREGIOUS VIOLATION]? Try the pedestal version! You can [BORDERLINE AT BEST] on the floor in the comfort and privacy of your own home!
OUTDOOR
[SUGGESTIVE]! This choice is huge, which is perfect if you want to [MIGHT SOUND CRUDE] in a big open space - even in public!
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It's [IDIOTIC]! It's [SOPHOMORIC]! It's got more [ABSOLUTELY NOT] than a [DEROGATORY], even if they're nice and [INDECENT], except where prohibited by law! Download and play today!
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