Have you ever thought to yourself "How do I poop? I mean, I know WHY I poop. I certainly know WHEN I poop. With a good look, sometimes I even know WHAT I poop. But HOW am I doing it? Am I doing it right? Am I doing it well?"
Ahhhh, pooping. Everyone does it. We know this. We have compelling literature written on the subject. But that doesn't mean everyone has to do it the same way. Learn the secrets of a master of defecation, and you will learn to take charge of your bodily functions long before they take charge of you.
A parody of- er, I mean INSPIRED BY - Robert Greene's "48 Laws of Power", this app aims to put the power of confident pooping back into your hands. Well, at least into your butt. If your hands are there also, um... Anyway, enjoy!
Ahhhh, pooping. Everyone does it. We know this. We have compelling literature written on the subject. But that doesn't mean everyone has to do it the same way. Learn the secrets of a master of defecation, and you will learn to take charge of your bodily functions long before they take charge of you.
A parody of- er, I mean INSPIRED BY - Robert Greene's "48 Laws of Power", this app aims to put the power of confident pooping back into your hands. Well, at least into your butt. If your hands are there also, um... Anyway, enjoy!
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