AppRecs review analysis
AppRecs rating 1.7. Trustworthiness 68 out of 100. Review manipulation risk 23 out of 100. Based on a review sample analyzed.
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4 star
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2 star
11%
1 star
78%
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Low review manipulation risk
23% review manipulation risk
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Mixed user feedback
Average 1.6★ rating suggests room for improvement
About Bemis Living
The Bemis Living app utilizes an encrypted, cloud-based platform to store account details, personalized settings and presets, and ensures that both the app and product software are up to date. A local Wi-Fi connection is required to set up the app and store your preferences, personalized settings, and presets.
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Reviews for Bemis Living
CMack504
Horrible App
What everyone else is saying here is absolutely correct. This app DOES NOT work. Why hasn’t there been any effort made to fix it? C’mon, Bemis!
Psilosopher
Worse than useless
I never write reviews. Never. Until now. This app and its overall implementation is so poorly conceived that it cannot be overstated how terrible this experience is. I will be vibe coding my own version if at all possible and if Bemis has any good will towards its own customers whatsoever and wants to make amends it will ensure the API allows for this. What on earth is the point of WiFi connectivity if I must reconnect via Bluetooth from complete scratch every single time nature calls??? It should be Bluetooth once > WiFi once > Bidet remains connected until power is cycled (auto reconnect) or WiFi SSID or PW changes. That’s what WiFi is for. Persistent wireless connectivity. I literally cannot believe I find myself needing to explain this. You sold us a vision Bemis. Here’s an affordable, app-enabled retrofit bidet. Have fun nerds! Well we can’t. It won’t stay connected or reconnect reliably. But here’s the thing Bemis baby, some of us ARE nerds. What if we replace the useless thigh sensor with a jumper? Or better yet, connect it to a Zigbee relay? My point is you can either fix the product you sold us, or at a minimum, impose no obstacles to us fixing it ourselves. Publish your API docs if you haven’t already. Update the licensing on your app to allow for outside development and publish the source code on GitHub. Do SOMETHING. Because this app is a flaming turd. And that’s the only thing keeping my buns toasty as I write this sadly. $300 later. What a shame.
