«There are no accidents» Oogway
Before making life-changing decisions, you should take a deep breath and think hard. Or better yet, ask the magic ball for advice.
8 Steps of Using a Magic Ball:
1. Make a Decision to use Ball of Destiny.
2. Take a Deep Breath.
3. Exhale.
4. Open App.
5. Look at the Magical Ball.
6. Close your Eyes & Ask a Question
7. Open your Eyes & Shake the iPhone Until the Magic Ball Gives you Answer
8. Say «Thank You, Magical Ball»
P. S. Do not use the magic ball too often, so that it does not lose its magical power.
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The ball contains the classic 20 answer choices:
Approving:
• It is certain
• It is decidedly so
• Without a doubt
• Yes — definitely
• You may rely on it
Doubtful:
• As I see it, yes
• Most likely
• Outlook good
• Signs point to yes
• Yes
Neutral:
• Reply hazy, try again
• Ask again later
• Better not tell you now
• Cannot predict now
• Concentrate and ask again
Denial:
• Don’t count on it
• My reply is no
• My sources say no
• Outlook not so good
• Very doubtful
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Disclaimers.
The above is entirely in jest, and the developers take no responsibility for your decisions and actions taken as a result of using this application.
Consult your physician before using this application.
Before making life-changing decisions, you should take a deep breath and think hard. Or better yet, ask the magic ball for advice.
8 Steps of Using a Magic Ball:
1. Make a Decision to use Ball of Destiny.
2. Take a Deep Breath.
3. Exhale.
4. Open App.
5. Look at the Magical Ball.
6. Close your Eyes & Ask a Question
7. Open your Eyes & Shake the iPhone Until the Magic Ball Gives you Answer
8. Say «Thank You, Magical Ball»
P. S. Do not use the magic ball too often, so that it does not lose its magical power.
——
The ball contains the classic 20 answer choices:
Approving:
• It is certain
• It is decidedly so
• Without a doubt
• Yes — definitely
• You may rely on it
Doubtful:
• As I see it, yes
• Most likely
• Outlook good
• Signs point to yes
• Yes
Neutral:
• Reply hazy, try again
• Ask again later
• Better not tell you now
• Cannot predict now
• Concentrate and ask again
Denial:
• Don’t count on it
• My reply is no
• My sources say no
• Outlook not so good
• Very doubtful
——
Disclaimers.
The above is entirely in jest, and the developers take no responsibility for your decisions and actions taken as a result of using this application.
Consult your physician before using this application.
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