Bluebook Exams

When Bluebook fails, find solace in Christ

Christ tells us to love our neighbors, even those responsible for the creation of Bluebook. This is truly an amazing oppurtunity to practice "hate the sin, love the sinner". We must assume that Bluebook was NOT created with the intention of ruining the lives of college students across the nation and causing, to date, 340.1 million ssuicides. We must learn it is the Devil that puts the thoughts of murdering the developers into our minds and we have to overcome this. The way of Christ is the light, and he died for our sins, even Bluebook.

Superfluous detritus

Little did we know, me and my classmates signed our souls away to the big Yahu when we downloaded this app. As soon as we created our account, our teacher laughed menacingly, and I think its cus the devil came in her for a sec ngl. The day of the ap exams, after we all failed our tests, we went to McDonalds to eat some goyslop, but then when we were in the bathroom to take a quick goon break, we saw IT. Standing right behind us, with a book in its hands, was Bluebook. He stared at me, through the stall crack, and started slithering through it. He then appeared. THEN HE SHAPESHIFTED INTO DIDDY. Then in the McDonalds bathroom, I lost all my firsts. After that, when I tried studying for my AP Fortnite mechanics test, I suddenly passed out and woke up in the backrooms. But because of my knowledge from 3am horror tiktoks, I easily beat it, and escaped. Then the third impact and the eclipse happened, and every single AP student who even stared at this app, suddenly blacked out like a phantom. Then, Esdeekid appeared and he featured us on his new song. Then I got put in a battle Royale but since they allowed me my AirPods, I put on prime Yeat and dropped 50. Then I got the OG renegade raider and decided something. I would go back to the past to change the future so bluebook would never be created. It felt like that one thanksgiving movie where the turkeys went back in time to save the turkeys. I cranked my Time Machine dial to 67 thousand years ago, to the only void century in history, then I vanished. I saw the world’s secrets while traveling back in time, seeing all the tuff people of history like MLK and Lebron James. Then when I appeared in 67k BK, I learned the truth. What truly built the pyramids, and who secretly controls our governments and world. IT WAS BLUEBOOK!! I saw his old planet where he came from through the massive nether portal, and it was some hell looking place named Caelid. I then understood his motive. It was to control the humans and guide them until they grew powerful enough to no hit promised consort radahn. Then I saw luffy chained up against the spaceship, then I sneaked in and freed him, but then he ate me and I fused with him and I eliminated bluebook once and for all. I was hailed as the goat, but a couple thousand years later, everyone said I was overrated and that only uncs thought I was the goat. Then I got in the new space jam movie and didnt need any cgi type shi I just did that and then they realized we aint done with the 90’s. Then after putting up Genghis Khan numbers to the AP classroom world, I retired and lived happily ever after.