Seat Jam 3D

Won’t start

So.. I would love to play this game, it seems fun! But for some reason, even though my internet is just fine, the app refuses to start, saying I have a poor connection (even though I do not.) has this happened to anyone else?

I have… a few issues.

I only don’t give it 1 star because I appreciate that the advertising (that I got at least) was pretty accurate to the gameplay, and the fact it uses number of moves instead of a timer. ‘So if the gameplay is fine, why are you rating so low?’, you may be asking. Well! Let me walk you through beating a level. First, you load up a level. A task list appears to blink in the bottom of the level, slightly blocking the level. You are given some power ups (if you are early enough in for that to be happening). The ads roll in at the bottom of the screen. You check your move tally, though it doesn’t really matter as you will do your best to do it in the least amount possible anyways. You play the level, and all is right with the world. It’s fun, if a bit too easy early on. A skip icon shows up in the top right, demanding you watch an ad. Finally you win! You smile, ready for the next level. But first, you need to gather your coins! And move up on the leaderboard! And gather your trains of course. And watch an ad, because you can’t turn on airplane mode, unless you are dedicated to swapping it off really quickly before hopping into a level and then turning it back on so you don’t get an ad. Then you exit out, it pours your trains into a bar, adds to your leaderboard again, progresses you in the balloon race, progresses you in the timed race, adds to your win streak, and effects the multiplier on the level. Finally, you can boot up another level. But you should check if your 4 hour recharge on the chest is done first! …perhaps you see my issue with the game now. None of these systems really affect gameplay. The best they can do is buy power ups, but you really shouldn’t need them since it’s turn based and not timer based. It should be programmed fine so that you can beat any level with logic and problem solving. All these systems are just to retain you as a player. But if they wanted to do that, they should have just trusted the game to carry itself. This game makes me feel embarrassed to play it. I cannot rate it any higher.