NOBLE HORSE CHAMPIONS

Sounds fun but won’t let me sing in

Whenever I try to put I. My email or username it says invalid and won’t let me even get past making an account, and now I’m kinda sad that I didn’t get to play the game.

Pretty hard for somebody normal. (Aliens would be able to play! 👽)

I am writing this SUPER long review because I really want the developers 👩‍💻👨‍💻 to listen to a Level 1 player! I am only 9 years old and I am OBSESSED with horses 🐎💖. I have been watching so many videos 📹 of Noble Horse Champions and I was SO excited to finally get it and start my own dream stable 🏰🏠. The horses in this game are literally 10/10 and they look so realistic 👍 🤩 ✨. The way their coats shine 🌟 and the different breeds you can choose from are amazing! But honestly, I am so frustrated right now that I am literally crying 😭 because I just want to play and the app is making it impossible 🛑. I am giving it 3 stars ONLY because the horses are beautiful 🦄, but the actual app is broken for me and it makes me want to quit 🚪🏃‍♀️. The BIGGEST problem is the login bug 🔑❌. I have to use the app version on my iPad 📱 because I want to be safe! I am only 9 and my parents told me NOT to use the browser version 🌐 because they are worried about me getting hacked 🕵️‍♂️ or getting a virus 🦠 on the computer. The app should be the safest way to play, but it is a nightmare! Every single time I close the app to go eat lunch 🍕 or do schoolwork 📚 and then come back, it has logged me out! Every. Single. Time. ⏱️ I have to type my username and my password over and over and over and over again ⌨️💢. It is so exhausting! I spend more time on the login screen than I do actually looking at my horses 🐴. Why can’t the app just have a "Remember Me" button? 🤔 It is a huge glitch and it makes the game feel like a chore instead of a fun hobby 🏠🎨. Because of this login bug and how hard it is to navigate on my iPad 📱, I LITERALLY CAN’T BREED 🍼🚫. This makes me so sad because breeding is the main reason I wanted the game! I see other people on YouTube 📺 breeding these amazing rare foals, but I wouldn't know how that feels because I can’t even get the screens to work! 🖱️❌ The iPad version is so much harder to use than the laptop version 💻. I see people on laptops and the buttons are big and easy to click, but on my iPad, everything is clunky and sometimes the buttons don’t even work. My laptop is fast enough to handle the game, but I prefer my iPad for convenience 🛋️. It shouldn't be this hard to just play on a tablet! 🛑📱 And then there is the CREDIT PROBLEM 💸📉. This is the worst part for a beginner like me. I don’t have a job in real life (I’m 9! 👧) and I can’t get a job in the game either! How am I supposed to progress? Let’s talk about the "Cycle of Sadness" for Level 1 players 🔄😢: 1️⃣ You get ONE Action Point (AP) every hour ⏳. That is such a long wait for just one point! 2️⃣ You need AP to do Jobs 🛠️, but as a Level 1, I can’t find any jobs that actually work or give me enough money 💰. 3️⃣ Since I can’t get a job, I have ZERO credits 🧧🚫. 4️⃣ Since I have no credits, I can’t buy foals 👶🐎. 5️⃣ Since I can’t buy foals, I can’t grow my stable 🏘️. 6️⃣ Since I can’t grow my stable, I have no horses to sell for a profit 📈. 7️⃣ If I can’t sell horses, I can NEVER afford the horses I actually want! 🚫💎 It is just a giant circle of nothing! ⭕ I am just stuck at the start with no way to move forward. It feels like a "Waiting Simulator" 😴 instead of a horse game. Pros: ✅ The horse models are 10/10 and the most beautiful ones I have seen! 🐎💎✨ Breeding (if it worked!) seems like it would be super addictive and fun! 🍼🎀 Using the app makes me feel safe from hackers and viruses which is important! 🔐🛡️ The music is very peaceful and I like the sound of the hooves 🎶👂. Cons: ❌ LOGS ME OUT EVERY TIME! 🔑😡 I am so tired of typing my password every hour! 1 AP per hour is way too slow 🐢. We need more ways to play! ⚡ No jobs for Level 1 🚫🛠️. It is impossible to make money when you first start! iPad navigation is way worse than the laptop version 📉💻. You can't breed if you can't get credits, and you can't get credits if the app keeps kicking you out! 🔄😭 Please developers, fix the login bug 🛠️ and help us Level 1 players get a head start! 🚀 I want to give this 5 stars so bad ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐, but I’m just stuck. Please make the app stay logged in so I can finally breed my horses! 🐎🍼✨ I will keep checking for an update! 🤞💖🐎✨🌈🍭🎀🐾💎